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mom: why do you always sleep with one shoulder sticking up from the bed

me: can’t get pinned

(via believeinrandyortonsdick)


if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

(via siennugh)


main goals when going to a friends house:
-pet dog
-avoid parent
-don’t clog toilet

(via barrylad)