Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
(Source: fartgallery, via sailorjerryscumstain)
okay. this is weird, my roomates and I just watched porn together.
only because it was funny…
BALLS IN THE ASS, DICK IN THE PUSSY
YOU A NASTY GIRL, AIN’T YA
Andrew: “I used to drink D milk on Fridays”
Katie: “Like Vitamin D milk? Like whole milk?”
Me: “I thought you meant like …. Dick milk”
Katie: “Nah nigga, thass fo erryday”
My roommate didn’t know I was recording her when she stubbed her toe hahahahahhahahaha TROLOLOLOLOLOL
This will never not be funny.
I’m so glad I’m not there right now.